Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

by hooorse September 03, 2006

Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 11, 2020

Horse Cock

the best kind of cock

there's no cock like horse cock

by Darthbubbaaa January 06, 2019

Horse Cock

1. In already in a state of peril things have suddenly taken a turn for the worst.

You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!

by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011

horse cock

A concrete vibrator

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.

by Lord Butterknife December 16, 2016

horse cock

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.

Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

horse cock

The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.

"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"

by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 21, 2022