Hongie 

A very attractive girl that is school smart but lacks common sense. Denys the fact that she is a dork when in fact she is one. Also denys the fact that she is blonde at heart. Is very oblivious and innocent.

Paul - How can I say no to a face like that? Ha ha.

Hongie - Wait i dont get it, so yur calling me ugly?

Paulie - ...You're such a dork.

Hongie by PaulWallTran August 16, 2008

hongseok 

the muscle mum of pentagon. Is a loser, but also kinda funny and cute i guess.

y'all should stan pentagon and hongseok!

hongseok by your no.1 pentahoe November 5, 2018

Hoggie style 

To have sex on a motorcycle, especially in motion. This is part of biker culture.

Dawg and his lady was gettin down hoggie style on the Harley knuckle head!

Hoggie style by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times

she has a hoagie sandwich

hoagie sandwich by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016

hongice 

Refers to the yaoi pairing in Hetalia of valley-girl prankster Hong Kong and cold but steamy yet very not not-up-date Iceland. Hella cute cuz they're always in that awkward zone of more than friends but not sure. They get into some really uncomfortable situations that we can laugh at yet they're still really fuckin' cute.

Person 1: Omg i love Hongice they kawaii af
Person 2: nO
Person 3: yES

hongice by Hella Fly June 29, 2014

Hongseok 

a MOM but a soft SOFT HOTTIE, beware too much hotness.

Find someone like Hongseok!

Hongseok by quintonsmol February 22, 2017

Hoagie Guy 

The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.

The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.

The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.

"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"

Hoagie Guy by danns January 13, 2009