A very attractive girl that is school smart but lacks common sense. Denys the fact that she is a dork when in fact she is one. Also denys the fact that she is blonde at heart. Is very oblivious and innocent.
Paul - How can I say no to a face like that? Ha ha.

Hongie - Wait i dont get it, so yur calling me ugly?

Paulie - ...You're such a dork.
by PaulWallTran July 21, 2008
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To greet another or exchange greetings in Maori fashion by touching or pressing noses together.
Hey Bro, how the hell is Voldemort gonna do a Hongi??

LOL
by Shrey Sean November 19, 2011
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A degrotory term for omone who acts, dresses or speaks like someone from Hong Kong usually someone who is tight fisted, money grabbing or rude and is oriental
by william December 26, 2003
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A (NZ) Maori greeting. The two touch noses and sometimes foreheads. It's a sign of respect and welcome...followed by wild, out of control copulation and cock licking. The last bit is my fantasy.
Mmmm. I wanna give that Wahini some hongi Bro. Kin-ay Bro. I'd give her some of my fuckin Hori eh? Nah fuck you Coz. She's fuckin mine Cunt!
by winkelTossa December 9, 2019
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The french hongi is a move only to be performed by skilled masters, generally with a european heritage. As you have your head buried between your lover's thighs place the bone of your nose on her clit and give it a gentle rub, actually... rub that shit till she moaning myrtles that house up.
The tongue didn't suffice so I gave her the french hongi... bitches love the french hongi.
by JD's October 28, 2014
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