Home School

A person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city"

JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?!
KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there!
JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...

by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

home school

A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.

My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Home-School High-Five

-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.

-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.

Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!

by Preston Stell June 20, 2007

ROBLOX High School Home of the ODers.

Now this game on ROBLOX is terrible. It's for the stupid ODers who have no education and have no care in the world where their life is heading.

These people mostly sit in the spawn not following the actual point of the game 'High School' which is to go to school and go into class, They use terrible language like when trying to type "Bitch" they put "Bxtch" and "Fq u", really cringe stuff.

They will not give a care in the world for other players unless they have the style, that most of them wear, if you're new to the game and have the Pal Hair on they will most likely call you "Bacon Hair".

Now in this game there is a gear you can purchase called the Boombox,
They will most likely play the "Gangster" "I'm so rich" songs that you hear nowadays, like Drake and stuff , these kids have no education and are very cancerous stupid children.

The words Oreo and Cookies.

Now this is the ultimate cringe, this is really really bad, in the game you can have a Roleplay description that tells you something about your character and 60% of the time all ODer's will have "Oreo dealer" or "Cookie dealer" and sometimes even "Nutella Dealer" Now i was seeing this stuff in 2015 so these must be new ODers that are still catching on to their new ODer style.

Basically don't play ROBLOX High School if you don't want to see a bunch of kids that ruined Roblox drifting it away from the fun building game it used to be.
R.I.P ROBLOX 2004-2014

ROBLOX High School Home of the ODers.

ODer 1:"Hoi Besh how much robux did ya parents buy ya?!"

Oder 2:"Aww yeah i got 5000 robux and obc."

New player: "hi can we be friends?"

Oder 1: "No Bacon Hair besh go and kill yoursxlf"

Oder2: "Wow you are poor you dont have robux nuuu"

(robux is roblox currency)

by Some Plonker April 11, 2017

Mountain Home High School

Teeming cesspool of idiocy in Mountain Home, AR. Populated almost entirely by nerds, douchebags, bros, skanks, and kids that want to be METAL (!!!). Approximately 95% of the teaching faculty is made up of washed up, balding coaches who don't actually understand most words, complex sentences, or even the idea of books themselves.

"Hey Mountain Home High School bro, let's rub assholes!"
-Kord Stufflebeam

"Fresh idea, bro!"
-Coach S

by MH BROS FO LIFE DURHURR July 14, 2010

Westlake Middle School (home of the yup yup yups)

Westlake Middle School is a old school, a very old school. Let me give you some context: paint chipping off the walls, lights broken, no A/C! But what does the school do to fix these problems? Upgrade the field. With a school full of hypocrites and students that only value sports and saying yup yup yup all the time, the place can be a little unbearable sometimes.

After school, on Friday’s most of the students walk to the Rose Hill Shopping Center, a place where you get kicked out of stores because you are roaming around. Most kids then bike around the neighborhood or go to McDonalds.

Thornwood is a very rich place with upper class citizens and they can’t even use their precious taxpayer dollars on re painting the place

Oh it’s Westlake Middle School (home of the yup yup yups) can’t wait to go to school and visit Rose Hill afterwards!

by Hamriffy May 16, 2022

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011