Home Birth 

Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate

Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!

Home Birth by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009

Home Birth 

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

Home Birth by Mr Fury March 21, 2024