Holy Smokes 

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

Holy Smokes by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004

Holy Smoke 

The special white smoke which comes out of the chimney of the Sistine Chapel indicating that a new Pope was elected.

Holy Smoke!...we have a new Pope!

Holy Smoke by HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED March 15, 2013

holy smoke 

Holy Smoke is an interjection, used to express surprise or annoyance!

Holy Smoke!... She bought a new house!

holy smoke by Sadaf Faiz May 16, 2005

Holy Smoke 

A term expressing excitement and urgency.

Robin: "Batman! The church is on fire!"
Batman: "Holy Smoke"

Holy Smoke by Klatu February 11, 2010

Holy smoke 

When you roll a joint with a 3 star hotel bible as the rolling paper.

What brand of rolling paper are you using ?

I’m using the Holy smoke

Holy smoke by Theperson93 October 21, 2019

Holy Smoke 

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.

John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.

Holy Smoke by ContentDevil November 20, 2011

holy bum smoke 

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

holy bum smoke by Urban w June 28, 2022