holmes home

a mexican persons house

yo ese lets go to our holmes home

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 4, 2008

katie holmes

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

by erik lervold August 13, 2005

sherlock holmes

A fictional character created by author Sir Aurthur Conan Doyle. Set in the late 1800s, this British detective uses deductive reasoning to solve the cases given to him. He has a sidekick named Dr. Johnathan Watson.

Sherlock Holmes is one of the greatest literary characters known to man.

by Ted Mozby January 7, 2008

malcom holmes

Malcom Holmes is an NPC in the game Fallout: New Vegas.
He tells you about sunset sarsaparilla blue star bottle caps, and will follow you to the end of the earth. you cannot stop him. kill him, end his life as soon as you possibly can. run run run you can't stop him no escape

"Aw shit, here comes malcom holmes again."
"fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK MALCOM HOLMES YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME YOU GODDAMN DEMON"

by quimble zimbl April 15, 2022

katie holmes

B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!

Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...

by LolaLola August 6, 2005

katie holmes

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

by Mona Lott March 14, 2006

John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.

John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.

by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005