The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.
Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.
by Daddy Michael Scot January 23, 2020
Thomas Holme sucks it is full of thot ass hoes who can’t even dance. They all are slow and don’t know how to act. Don’t go there go to forest or brown. Oh and Austin Meehan sucks too.
by I’m a victim June 14, 2019
I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.
We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.
We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.
by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023
Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.
Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class
by iconicbeef June 23, 2018
A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.
Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.
“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.
“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.
by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021
Mrs Holmes is a slaggy little cunt monkey
by 3 gay guys May 11, 2022