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i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay 

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

don't hold your breath 

When people hold their breaths, it's mean they're expecting something happen. So this means as an advice that "don't expect, it will not happen"
You can’t touch me now there’s no feeling left
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
What you did to me boy I can’t forget
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
(Lyric Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger)

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Hoodbreath 

A person's breath that causes everyone in the nearest vicinity to wrinkle their nose in disgust. This person, usually from the hood, has poor dental hygiene.
Person 1: Yo did you smell Tyrone's hoodbreath?

Person 2: Yeah man that shit was nasty.
Hoodbreath by Vesuviu May 21, 2016