by Ryan Mochrie August 22, 2013
White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot
White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.
Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.
Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.
by classygentleman7 April 4, 2012
Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.
"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."
by punkoffgirl November 24, 2005
A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.
Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."
by sikwill October 27, 2005
"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"
by Little miss sunshine November 14, 2013
the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009
The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012