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Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
by craziest mofo January 20, 2009
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A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.
Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!
by xProgSax October 18, 2008
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Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.
That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.
by bluebird00 October 20, 2008
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Hockey Mom

A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.
Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.
by UncleGordie October 24, 2008
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Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)
Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!
by Politic Ric October 22, 2010
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Hockey Mom

noun.
variations: Hockeymom

Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A Hockey mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor's kid walk because he is on the other team.

The Hockey mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:

- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of cooked animals

- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)

- yells at her kid to score when at the game

- yells profanities at the other players

The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)

The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.

Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom
Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn, dude, my mom just beat the shit out of your mom!
Billy: That's cause my mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....
by billyVandory February 19, 2010
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some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.
you know whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? lipstick
by rickrock January 15, 2009
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