noun.
variations: Hockeymom
Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A Hockey
mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor's kid walk because he is on the other team.
The Hockey
mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:
- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of cooked animals
- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)
- yells at her kid to score when at
the game- yells profanities at the other players
The Hockey
mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home
mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)
The Hockey
mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and
coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high
school. He inherited the farm and his
mom was also a hockey
mom.
Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom
Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn, dude, my
mom just beat the shit out of your
mom!
Billy: That's cause my
mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....
