hocker knocker

When you lift the top off a toilet and take a shit in it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly referenced in American Pie; Beta House, when the guy takes a dump in the top of the john while yelling Hocker Knocker baby!

Dude 1: So did you score with that chick who took you to her house last night?
Dude 2: No man she was a total prude and I couldn't get any
Dude 1: So what'd you do?
Dude 2: I pulled a hocker knocker and ditched that bitch!

by IhadTo CleanItUp January 25, 2008

hocker pole

In the late 1970’s, early 80’s, kids in Scranton, Pennsylvania designated one pole on the school playground to be the hocker pole, where at lunch or recess, kids would spit there lung or nasal congestion.

“I just threw that kid into the hocker pole. He has everybody’s germs now.”

by Nepatrish March 20, 2019

hocker fart

Its the moment when you begin to muster up a hocker, but you relax your anal sphincter when trying to spit, and you fart at the same time....

hocker fart hocker fart

by ajeslake March 13, 2015

hocker cocker

That hocker you get in the back of your throat after sucking a mean dick!

I've got that hocker cocker going on.

by Pineapples1229 August 6, 2017

phlegm hockers

1. Those that hock up gops of phelgm with the intent to spit them out. 2. Name for a band

People with chest colds are phlegm hockers.

by Rick October 27, 2005

wad hocker

Someone that refuses to swallow your semen. A spitter. Similar to a gargler. You've heard of the term, "to hock a loogie." This is more like a new term, "to hock a spoogie."

That wad hocker gives great head, but then spit it all over my new shoes.

by Cockzilla13 September 25, 2009

cock hocker

A cock hocker is the load of semen ejaculated from ones cock.

I blew my cock hocker all over that bitches face.....

by Jdhog1975 December 17, 2013