The place where people from MoColook for retirement housing.
I cant wait to enjoy the quiet nothingness of HoCo on my new farm. MoCo is way too expensive, popular and successful for me. Besides I could buy up at least 2/5 of the planned developments in Hoco for the amount of my salary as a street cleaner here in MoCo. Word
by HoCo Kid December 15, 2003
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Houston County High School in Warner Robins, GA
Houston is pronounced House-ton, not Huze-ton
Jane: Where do you go to school?
Dick: HoCo, where the hoes go.
Jane: Atleast you don't go to Warner Robins High or Northside High!
by stinkymcstinkface June 13, 2008
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Like MoCo, but not as cool as MoCo. They all wanna be like MoCo, but they can't quite pull off the coolness
HoCo Person-damn i wish I lived in MoCo
MoCo Person- duh, MoCo rocks
by Liz January 9, 2005
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Kit: Wanna hit up the mall this afternoon?
Brett: Only if we can got to HoCo!
Kit: Obvi!
by Kit B August 21, 2006
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The epitome of all that is good and just in America. White picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life (unlike the ostentatious MoCo lifestyle), crabs on a summer Sunday, keggers in the woods, Route 40, and the lack of boarding schools.
MoCo kids honestly think that by talking about how "rich" they are that they will magically be wealthy; HoCo kids don't need to talk about it or have someone else affirm their opulence- they know they've got it waiting in the fund.
by The Game March 23, 2005
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One of the most affluent counties in America, Howard County is conveniently placed between Washington, D.C. and Baltimore. The citizens of Howard County are generally wealthy, although tend to choose not to speak about money at all. High schools students from HoCo, who graduate with either an excellent public education from some of the top schools in the nation rich with AP classes, tend to attend upper echelon private colleges or the University of Maryland, where they are either part of sports teams or the more exclusive sororities and fraternities.

June and May mark the beginning of the pool season in Howard County. During the months of July and August, HoCo migrates to the Outer Banks of North Carolina and Hilton Head in order to "get away," and then inevitably everyone runs into each other again.

Howard County is the American Dream. The people are beautiful and it is always named amongst Sports Illustrated most active cities in America. The park and recreational systems are always brimming with athletic families. It is well known for it's lacrosse breeding ground, especially Mount Hebron Women's Lacrosse and Hero's Lacrosse.

Everyone wants to live the unpretentious, yet very comfortable HoCo lifestyle.
HoCo Boy: Where are you going for the Fourth of July?
HoCo Boy 2: The lakefront, duh, everyone and their mom will be there.
by greene221 February 23, 2010
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the abbreviation for Howard County, Maryland, as posed by the residents themselves. A much better place then MOCO, Montgomery County Maryland
Guy1 - WOW...HOCO is cool
Guy2 - yeah, and MOCO sucks
by matt November 13, 2003
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