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Hillary'd 

A verb meaning to lose, not just any ol' loss, but the type where you're the expected winner and are coming off a historic undefeated regular season in professional sports, you (on cruise control) fly through the playoffs blowing every opponent out, and in the final championship game your opponent is changed to the local high school JV squad... You're expected to win by the largest point spread ever and the JV squad comes in and gets their asses handed to them for the entire game up until the final 2 minutes of the game when that JV squad goes bananas in an impossible way and out of nowhere completely steamrolls you into a single grain is sans buried at the deepest point of the Bermuda Triangle to cry for no less than 1 million generations.
I can't believe how the game ended last night! Dude, the Patriots were winning by 60 points and got completely Hillary'd!
Hillary'd by Daveskilz3 August 22, 2017
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Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

Any time you use the word "gay" to describe something you don't like. It is based on the tv edumercials staring Hillary Duff. The commercials are intended to stop this use of the word "gay" which is in itself a good cause, but the commercials are so ridiculous that they have become a joke on their own.
guy 1: Hey did you hear that Mr. Garcia is collecting our current events TODAY??? That's so gay!

guy 2: Hey man, Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

Hillary Duff 

Bad singer. Dont listen to her music. If you do, your ears will bleed, and you will die.
My friend listened to music by hillary duff, but I revived him with FLAW, and some sum 41...

hillary duff 

Ever sense my little sister started listening to Hillary Duff, I lock my doors at night.
hillary duff by cellophane February 6, 2005

Hillary Duff 

A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.
Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.
Hillary Duff by Jake in NYC November 19, 2005

Hillary Duff 

Shes Fake....that\'s all...

hillary duff 

a slut with no talent.

a person with obviously fake hair extensions.

a punk rock wannabe.
1. i'm hillary duff and i'm a slutty hooker.

2. Is this my real hair? Of course not. what kind of person do you think i am?

3. i am so punk rawk.
hillary duff by Mary Garrison December 10, 2004