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High school math

Sex in math terms, it goes

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs

And pray you don’t multiply
Person 1- “dude I totally did high school math with Brittany”

Person 2- “what’s that”

Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”
High school math by Imreallydumbokay February 18, 2019
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High school math

stupid waste of your precious hours. Especially if you are doomed to cancer and heart disease like the rest of america.
a: how do you find the square root of something retarded and irrelevant?
b: Ill call up my high school math teacher and ask
High school math by nikikikikik March 1, 2010

Mather high school 

School of straight bops and tills,the niggas coo tho, you want yo shit sucked slide here they doin dick for fun. This mf be ova bussin with the fights,
Mather high school is the definition of bopville

Mather highschool

MATHER is ghetto 5-6 fights per week they ain’t even good. Hallways smell like smell like sex and blue raz poshes. Don’t fuck with anyone on the football team specially 24, 14 and 3. Kids be fingering eachother ina back of class. Seniors think they the shit. Freshman are stuck in 6th grade. Bitches be sneaking Ina lunch like it’s the club. Everyone knows who’s getting cheated on except the person. 12 be at the school every other week, ranger days got canceled cause whole mfk school dipped out. You want an education go to Von you want fun come ta Mather
“What highschool you go to?”

“Oh I go ta Mather Highschool”
“FRR y’all hoco was lit asf”
Mather k is ghetto fr
Mather highschool by nastybitchesonly November 11, 2021

Mather Highschool

Mather Ghetto pt.2. This school the most ghetto school in Chicago you can’t even come in without ya mf ID an random bag searches. You can’t wear hoodies in school but bitches manage to sneak in they straps. Hoes be giving head ona stairs by the pool, bathrooms be hot boxed can’t take a shit in peace. onb we get a shooting treat once a month we go on lockdown everyone and they momma looking for that one white kid. These 8th graders next year finna be traumatized ong. too many fights fa dem to be ass. Half the school pot heads or nic addicts!!!
Bro them Mather kids wild”

Go blue🔵 Go white⚪️

Mather Highschool sports teams ass onb
Mather Highschool by nastybitchesonly November 12, 2021
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