butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.

I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?

by Chacharillo February 18, 2017

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Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

by Jeff Hyde October 18, 2005

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High Five Super Dive

A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.

Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"

Josh "Dude!!!"

Both "High Five Super Dive!!"

by Josiah Ferncliff Bircham May 8, 2008

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High Five Scuba Dive

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.

Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!

by UK's Greatest October 22, 2009

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