Similar to the way gay men have a “diva”, or woman they look up to or stan, some lesbians or sapphics have a (usually straight) male idol that they look up to in the same way (see Mansbian). Unlike the female pop musicians that some gay men choose as their diva, Hevas are most often indie or rock musicians.
A: Who’s your Heva?
B: Hozier for sure. He just gets me, y’know?
Farmer lubes up male cow with a special lubricant. Farmer then guides the male cows peanis into the female cows vagina. Sometimes a little fondling is needed in order to arouse the male cow.
Noun: A highly specialized (and questionably certified) practitioner hailing from the illustrious PissaAndVendor Road, known for facilitating equestrian and bovine matchmaking with equal parts expertise and flair. Frequently employs unconventional tools—ranging from power equipment to liberal applications of glitter—to ensure optimal “chemistry” and memorable results.
A gentleman, upon realizing his dreams of being a career lottery winner were less than promising, was excited to become a heva hava for the perks of the job.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*