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Any male of straight sexual orientation that behaves like a Diva. A Heva can not be a gay male, they are, by definition, Divas.
John is being pissy because he can't watch the game right now. He's such a Heva.
Heva by Gravesly May 28, 2010
Words you can keep
Another way to describe something as "a lot" or "really"; the PG version of Hella.

Heva is to Heaven, as
Hella is to Hell
We sang heva hymns today in church.
Heva by Leviasaurus January 19, 2009
Related Words
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a nice one.she had a cool fairy party.but she didnt sing :-( and i had too
plz come to heva's fariy party and sing 'sing star'
heva by sian August 4, 2004
Similar to the way gay men have a “diva”, or woman they look up to or stan, some lesbians or sapphics have a (usually straight) male idol that they look up to in the same way (see Mansbian). Unlike the female pop musicians that some gay men choose as their diva, Hevas are most often indie or rock musicians.
A: Who’s your Heva?
B: Hozier for sure. He just gets me, y’know?
Heva by Padgicus_Magicus July 19, 2022

heva hava 

Cattle farmer who helps in the reproduction of calves.
Farmer lubes up male cow with a special lubricant. Farmer then guides the male cows peanis into the female cows vagina. Sometimes a little fondling is needed in order to arouse the male cow.
heva hava by White Rocket March 19, 2004
Noun: A highly specialized (and questionably certified) practitioner hailing from the illustrious PissaAndVendor Road, known for facilitating equestrian and bovine matchmaking with equal parts expertise and flair. Frequently employs unconventional tools—ranging from power equipment to liberal applications of glitter—to ensure optimal “chemistry” and memorable results.
A gentleman, upon realizing his dreams of being a career lottery winner were less than promising, was excited to become a heva hava for the perks of the job.
Heva hava by GirlFridayX April 22, 2026

Cesar Heva Finessle

a great artist , musician and game developer who resides on the dark side of Gamejolt.
his besties are so weird but he loves them.
he is so weird omg.

he loves games!! :3
Cesar Heva Finessle Is My Bestie
Cesar Heva Finessle by FwGJ_YT August 15, 2024
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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