If your last name is Herstatt you are a fat ass, dumb ass, biscuit obsessed ass, stank ass, can't sing ass, cheese stuffing ass, homeless ass, your only friend is a cat head ass, living
in your mother's basement ass,
earthquake forming head ass, your husband left your ass head ass,
your kids put themselves up for adoption head ass, never matching what your wearing head ass bitchhhhh
Breaking news: A whole school has
collapsed from a fat ass gorilla who goes bye the name Anna Herstatt and is now on her way to Red Lobster. Police say is you see the pig, hide
your children, your food and your fridge.