A GOD TO ALL MORTALS the smartest thing on the planet ; charming with impeccable good looks. MAD BEAST AT LIFE
I PRAY TO Oscar Hernandez
by pedophilo August 19, 2011
When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.
OR
In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.
OR
In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.
Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?
Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!
Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...
Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!
Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...
by lipsmanless September 22, 2012
The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
by YungSack December 31, 2014
When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.
Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!
by One man party!! June 13, 2023
When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.
Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.
by LambBearPig August 18, 2009
A Hispanic name usually owned by a sexy beast. Who is usually very attractive and athletic.This amazing name was created many years ago and was given too earth by angels.
by herna.ndez December 16, 2016
One of the most amazing actors in the world! Jay Hernandez is 26 years old, and was born in Montebello, California. He has been in movies such as: Crazy/Beautiful, The Rookie, Torque, Ladder 49, and Friday Night Lights. He is an awesome actor.
by Lizzio October 21, 2004