a little kid that looks like flapjack. usually wears tight pants, has long curly hair and wears a beanie. A kid that runs around screaming an breakin sh*t
mason: " herm quit throwing rocks at the cars!"

john: " im just being a herm"

mason: " HERM!
by HERMY DOO May 9, 2010
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the act of "hermiting" or partacing in any uninhermic activities.
that guy who constantly eats all that grass and crabs, you know that guy? well he is Herming.
by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 17, 2005
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When one gains a rock based germ in their foot, usually by walking around Tweed Heads with no shoes on. 'Herms' generally aren't a negative thing and are seen as good luck in many Ethnic communities.
I gained a 'herm' today while I was walking to get Apple Chews from Coles.
by Skeleton_b October 8, 2006
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hermed - to get fucked up, physically.
oh shit, he hit him with a baseball bat to the grill. homie got hermed up
by webster March 9, 2003
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Used to refer to someone who has an attractive face, but an unattractive body. In ancient Greece, a herm (from Hermes) was a long standing block of stone on top of which was carved a man's head. These blocks were otherwise unshaped, but included the frequent presence of genitalia.

Extended in contemporary usage to include members of both sexes and all genders, the word is meant to indicate that the only distinguishing and redeemable features of a particular individual are their face and their genitals.
"Dude, did you see how beautiful that girl was?"
"Bro, she's a fucking herm!"
"A what?"
"A herm... you know, a carface, a body bag--nice face, ugly body."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
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When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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