(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 October 1, 2005
1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.
noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."
by Brandon Roby/George Palma June 16, 2008
by Krastopher February 1, 2009
A word used in a situation where someone says something that is pedophile-like and perverted at the same time. Family Guy's own Herbert the Pervert was an inspiration in the creation of this word.
Bigan- "Mmmmm I'd like to drug him up with Tylenol and put him in my van and trade him for candy."
Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."
Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."
by datingsitepredator November 20, 2011
by Olga P. April 3, 2008
the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.
by luckiepee-air January 13, 2011
It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne October 23, 2007