twickel hengelo 

Twickel Hengelo is the worst school to ever be built on planet earth

Boy 1: what is the worst school in the world
Boy 2: Twickel Hengelo by far, fuck that school and everyone there

twickel hengelo by DodgyLIVEEE December 5, 2022

Hengeled

This word is used when a mean teacher named Mr. Hengel yells at students.

Zach was Hengeled because he was useing a laser pointer in the locker room.

Hengeled by Brendan Phillips January 24, 2008

hengel 

A foul-mouthed, small town girl with a large heart. Usually seen stumbling around with a cocktail in hand

That hengel totally tried to grab my junk!

hengel by Migrainiac August 27, 2004

Hengel 

If you are a hengel, you are a very rude and incosiderate person that jumps to conclusions and is very strict.
If you got hengeled it means you just got completely sicknasty nuggered.

I just hengeled your mom.
Your biological frog is a Hengel

Hengel by Danny Kelllls January 23, 2008

Hedgelord 

A person performing reasonableness or thoughtfulness, particularly on the internet.

E.g.: "Ukraine is what happens when neo-fascist-capitalism collides with the failures of socialist democracy and Cold War mentalities."

E.g.: "Mikel Arteta is a good manager. But is he a good manager for this team at this moment? 🤔"

They're not running for elected office? What's the hedgelording for?

Hedgelord by prnpghat April 9, 2022