Heat Meat 

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

Heat Meat by heatmeat October 30, 2010

Heat Meat 

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.

"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."

Heat Meat by vivsnake May 7, 2022

meat heat

The excessive warming of a guy's genitals when using a laptop computer.

"Dude, I was using my laptop playing WOW and I got so much meat heat, I had to take a break"

meat heat by Hurtt January 16, 2009

Heat-Seeking Meat Missile 

(noun) another name for the male sex organ, the penis.

I ploughed his ass with my heat-seeking meat missile. There was cum everywhere.

Heat-Seeking Meat Missile by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020

meat heat

when somone becomes angry there head goes red and heats up like meat

wo look at that meat heat he looks fuming

meat heat by Autumn the best July 2, 2008

Heat up the meat 

To masturbate vigorously.

That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.

Heat up the meat by SirJCole February 27, 2008

heat of the meat 

The heat of the meat is equal to:

The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle

So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.

Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.

heat of the meat by StratteraSucks August 8, 2010