The heart is a large, red, fleshy organ that, instead of playing music through pipes like it should, prefers to drench itself in blood and move it around inside of animals by beating against the inside of their ribcages.

The heart is said to be a parasite. This can easily be proved by physical exertion. When it's host has exerted themselves, the heart will beat wildly and sporadically, thus punishing their victims for trying to reject the parasite.

The best cure for the ill effects produced by this creature, is actually excersize and physical exertion. If you become fit enough, your body will gain the power to protect itself from the pain and adverse effects of the heart.
Person 1: Man, you look terrible, what happened?!
Person 2: I jogged 1k and now my chest hurts
Person 1: jeeze, you better get more active or your heart'll kill you
by Erose September 29, 2012
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A shape, a body part, a kalidescope dreamland where you supposedly can feel love and emotion. Whatever you want it to be.
I've got heart.

They performed open heart surgery.

I can feel my heart breaking with sadness.

There are stars, and hearts, and circles.
by jinxglitter July 14, 2009
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a hollow, muscular organ in a vertebrate animal that recieves blood from the veins and pumps it through the arteries by alternate dilation and contraction.
by kb July 05, 2003
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1. Something your true love breaks, or keeps. It's all up to them.
2. The thing inside you that holds your feelings for a certain person.
"Billy just stole my heart. I think i love him."
by Rachel March 25, 2005
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Someone that is cared for; a lover or close friend.
"Got a project chick, that plays her part
And if it goes down y'all that's my heart" - Jay-Z

"Yo man, I loved that nigga O too
That was my motherfuckin heart" - The Notorious B.I.G.
by Johhny Ro June 03, 2006
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