Heard Alert

When someone shits in your bed.

Oh wow man, Amber must be pissed off, she did a heard alert in my bed.

by MrsNesbit April 29, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.

That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.

by JD07! May 27, 2022