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have a good one 

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...
customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."
have a good one by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

Have a good one 

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.
VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir
Have a good one by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have a good one 

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.
"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

have a good one 

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language
DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one
have a good one by AltBoy May 21, 2024

Have a good one

"It's been good man."
"Yeah man! Have a good one."
Have a good one by Android1639 December 20, 2025