Haunted

Used to describe world championship ugliness.

"You should have seen this chick last night bro, she was WICKED friggn' haunted kid!"

by Red right hand July 11, 2008

Haunt

Having the best dick/sex of your life taken away from you and now you have a hard time doing anything you can't sleep eat drink or do anything right anymore you are haunted by it

(Her deep inner thoughts)
I don't think I'll ever be able to leave him his dick will haunt me and I've got shit to do

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

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Haunted House

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

by Pokonno December 13, 2021

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Haunted Handy

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

by croat10 August 11, 2014

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Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

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