Hattus 

Hattus is the divine worship of hatual objects worn upon ones head. The main goal of Hattus is to "be one with the Hat". A follower of Hattus knows he must follow the Way of the Hat in order to destroy all that is evil and preserve the path of Hattus. Hattus rituals include the well-known religious holidays such as "The Slapping of the Fish Against Your Face for Seven Hours While Wearing a Swedish Top Hat" and "Wear Nothing But a Hat and a Jock Strap to Work" festivals.

I have become one with Hattus.

Hattus by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

Homo Hattus 

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.

Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*

Homo Hattus by TDS-RN September 6, 2022

Hatlust

The extreme commitment that Team Fortress 2 players feel towards the collection, exchanging, and crafting of in-game headwear.

"Ever since I got Mike TF2, he's had really bad hatlust. He even bought Alien Swarm just to get the parasite hat."

Hatlust by -N1NJ4- October 16, 2011

Hatsuseno 

a super hot cool sexy person

likes utena and ykk

hey have u talked to hatsuseno?
once you talk to them, I heard ur body goes into metamorphosis and you become a higher being.

Hatsuseno by anonymous4020 April 28, 2021

Punchies/Hattis

Its a punching game that consist of two people taking turns at punching the other. This game is played until one of them give up, and you can only give up on your turn. You can not give up before they get their punch on you. This game can be played on any part of the body but you have to pick only one, and you are not allowed to hit anywhere other that spot. The game is preferably played in the arm,face,chest, or stomach. you keep playing until your opponent gives up, and you cant take any breaks. This game was made to show dominance, courage, and the ability to take a hit. This game is usually played with two males but it's allowed to be played by any gender. The winner is considered the most dominance in taking a hit.

I want to play Punchies/Hattis with you.

Want to play Punchies/Hattis?
I can take a hit better than you. want to play Punchies/Hattis?

Punchies/Hattis by Honda's Truth June 4, 2013

Hattster

Known throughout the web as one of the most nortorious Hackers. Hattster has reportadly been known for 90% of the computer crime. His first appearance where he bacame widly known was at the gaming website blizzhackers

Hattster once succesfully ddos google and microsoft without ever being caught

Hattster by Mike August 17, 2004

haitus 

The misspelling of "hiatus".

My lack of intelligence demands that I create Urban Dictionary entries for typos like "haitus" and "teh".

haitus by Kayex November 24, 2009