Hattus is the divine worship of hatual objects worn upon ones head. The main goal of Hattus is to "be one with the Hat". A follower of Hattus knows he must follow the Way of the Hat in order to destroy all that is evil and preserve the path of Hattus. Hattus rituals include the well-known religious holidays such as "The Slapping of the Fish Against Your Face for Seven Hours While Wearing a Swedish Top Hat" and "Wear Nothing But a Hat and a Jock Strap to Work" festivals.
I have become one with Hattus.
by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004
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Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*
by TDS-RN September 6, 2022
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"Ever since I got Mike TF2, he's had really bad hatlust. He even bought Alien Swarm just to get the parasite hat."
by -N1NJ4- October 16, 2011
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once you talk to them, I heard ur body goes into metamorphosis and you become a higher being.
once you talk to them, I heard ur body goes into metamorphosis and you become a higher being.
by anonymous4020 April 28, 2021
Get the Hatsuseno mug.Its a punching game that consist of two people taking turns at punching the other. This game is played until one of them give up, and you can only give up on your turn. You can not give up before they get their punch on you. This game can be played on any part of the body but you have to pick only one, and you are not allowed to hit anywhere other that spot. The game is preferably played in the arm,face,chest, or stomach. you keep playing until your opponent gives up, and you cant take any breaks. This game was made to show dominance, courage, and the ability to take a hit. This game is usually played with two males but it's allowed to be played by any gender. The winner is considered the most dominance in taking a hit.
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by Honda's Truth June 4, 2013
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by Mike August 17, 2004
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My lack of intelligence demands that I create Urban Dictionary entries for typos like "haitus" and "teh".
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