Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

Hat of Assery by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

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