Haruhiko ASH

Japanese vocalist who used to be in a kickass band called THE ZOLGE. After THE ZOLGE broke up, he went to Kozi and they started EVE OF DESTINY, which is great industrial music. And now no one knows what he's doing. He's NOT Visual Kei, but wears tons of makeup anyways.

Billy: Haruhiko ASH looks like a dinosaur.
Mandy: Shut up! THE ZOLGE is mosh worthy!

Haruhiko ASH by Steffyn December 14, 2008

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Haruhiko Ash

Haruhiko Ash is the coolest rock star to ever come from Japan. EVER. All you visual kei fangirls need to listen to REAL music like The Zolge (Ash's previous punk rock band) and Eve of Destiny. Ash's awesome gothic-ness kicks visual kei's ass!

I don't care if you don't think he's cute, you little lolita poser! Haruhiko Ash is the God Father, nay, the GOD of Japanese rock. Mana better step aside, bitches.

Haruhiko Ash by The lol Bandit January 26, 2009

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Haruhiko ASH

Billy: Haruhiko ASH looks like a dinosaur.
Mandy: Shut up! THE ZOLGE is mosh worthy!

Haruhiko ASH by Steffyn December 13, 2008

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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