Stupid man whore that is obsessed with getting laid even tho it is so hard for him to get a girl because of this tiny penis
by cat20000 March 23, 2015
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by Samantha Uretta January 27, 2009
Harrison is a dude that tries too hard to be charming. He's the type that insults his girl and quickly tries to take it back, acting like he's scared. Also really popular with the ladies, which gets him in trouble with his girlfriend/wife.
Kris: Syn, I know the girls like you, but don't be like Harrison.
Syn: What do you mean, Mom?
Kris: Don't be a hoe like your father.
Syn: What do you mean, Mom?
Kris: Don't be a hoe like your father.
by SyntheticLegend December 14, 2016
Harrison is the fat kid in the school, his bedroom is in his kitchen and so is his 10 inch box TV. Harrison has no dick so he likes to suck his dads 1mm dick, but to prove he's a man he glues tiny 1mm dildo to his fat ass vagina. the favourite things to do is wank off over little kids, watch incest porn or pick up hairs after a haircut and put it on his tiny ass dildo and call them pubes, Harrison is usually the extra and mistake in the family and that guy with 2 Minecraft accounts. Also when Harrison walks he creates earthquakes and when he swims he creates tsunamis, which you're probably wondering how he can swim.
by Harrison Bailey October 13, 2017
That weird ass nerd that smells like your grandma and probably polishes his rock collection in his free time and spends too much time gaming
by shitsndgiggles July 15, 2018