loud but harmless

Quite the opposite of the popular term 'Silent but Deadly.'

Loud but Harmless is a fart that is EXTREMELY loud, but will not do any damage to your nose.

Dan: Hey guys.

Jim: Hi, *farts loudly*

Andy: Oh man, take cover!

Dan: No, Andy it's okay! There's no smell! It's a Loud but Harmless!

Andy: Oh yeah! Awesome!

loud but harmless by EpicWinzorz December 27, 2008

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mostly harmless

The current (in some dimensions) passage in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).

"They updated the entry..."
"What to?"
"Mostly Harmless."

mostly harmless by KinGAleX March 27, 2005

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seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

seemingly harmless words by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

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Harmless Flirting

The act of flirting with the opposite gender without calling it "talking." Basically flirting that leads to nothing... No relationship and no connections.

He wanted to be talking but I didnt see a future with him, it was simply Harmless Flirting.

Harmless Flirting by musiclife August 18, 2013