An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.
Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
by Champcar November 27, 2011
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A negative term for a release by an electronic musician, indicating that it is of mediocre quality. The word refers to the fact that many electronic musicians keep unreleased demos on their hard drives, and suggests that a new release is little more than a "dump" of some older, inferior tracks. The accusation is often used in the case of albums that appear to have been released in a hurry, as a stop-gap, or to fulfill a contractual obligation.
When Aphex Twin released the double-album Drukqs in 2001, many critics, noticing the varying quality and uneven sequencing of the release, accused him of putting out a hard drive dump to fulfill contractual obligations with Warp Records. Others hailed it as his masterpiece.
by bocuma December 29, 2007
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A call out to imply that someone likely has illegal content, primarily related to pedophilia, on their hard drive because they said something very suspiciously like something a pedophile would say(or something related to the illegal action). People who sound like they are projecting when calling others groomers/pedophiles also are people called out with this phrase.
You are admitting to liking lolicon? Hard drive check on aisle 3 please.
by DkKoba March 29, 2023
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Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.
by Silver Wear March 18, 2010
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When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.
Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan
by narjett August 30, 2011
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When two or more hard drives are connected to the same computer and exchange significant quantities of data.
Dude! I brought my hard drive over to Arkell's house and we had some hardcore hard drive sex!
by A concerned samaritan October 20, 2009
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When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.
I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.
by Taneth August 27, 2012
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