Cum hard is when the pleasure is so good you uncontrollably release hardthick amounts of cum juice it doesn’t necessary Always mean your getting Fucked hard it’s just that is feel so good your genitals are getting filled up the right way and are now cumming harder and thicker causing the sex to be better for both partners
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"