Hanes

A clothing brand that makes Underwear, Boxer's, T Shirt's, Bra's, Socks, & Panties.

Kiersten : Tonight I think I will wash my hair and take a hot bubble bath then slip on a pair of Hanes socks and just chill on the couch with Jake I can suck his dick while he rubs my pussy!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!

by SlopNChop October 15, 2018

HANE

acronym. Heroin Addict No Eyebrows

I'd never sleep with a HANE, unless I, too, was a HANE.

by andrew mk January 23, 2007

hane

Where the sack meets the shaft.

"My hane itches"
"You smell like a sweaty hane"

by B to the Rock May 11, 2005

hanes

A Welsh word meaning gossip.

"Hey, what's the hanes?"

by Laurarara June 18, 2009

Hane

A disease you can get when you are a Canadian Muslim.

You have the Hane Disease.

by L2ICEBLOCK October 5, 2006

Hane out

When a group of guys all wearing Hanes underwear hang out. It originated from a kid that said want hang out but it sounded like hane.

You want to hane out later?

by Realinfo December 14, 2013

Hanes grazer

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. First used by Howard Stern.

"Are you just another turd tapping Hanes grazer!?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 9, 2007