Hamburger

A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.

Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!

Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.

by GBoyofSV March 19, 2010

Hamburger

A word ment to be shouted out. HAMBURGER. Another word for "god daymn" or "tight".
God daymn in any ways.
Tight as in when you say tight alone. Just tight like if someone say they smoked the best weed, you can reply with HAMBURGER.
Not tight as in "that ass is tight".
Then it would be HAMBURGER, that ass is.... HAMBURGER.

HAMBURGER, that bitch got the ass of cleopatra.

HAMBURGER, check out that tightass blunt.

HAAAAAAAMBURGER (announced Dhaaaaaymburga) i wanna get down with that ass

by mc identity of rap-battle.com January 09, 2005

Hamburger

Slang for the larger, original XBox controller.

I don't like the new Controller-S, I like to use the Hamburger.

by Phil Reese July 28, 2003

Hamburger

Uhmaayyze's favorite food and his worst nightmare

"Man, I really am loving this hamburger!" (uhmaayyze suffers PTSD from listening into this man's conversation)

by nutbuttcum January 22, 2022

Hamburger

A hamburger is a girl or guy who are considered to be a snack, pretty, or thick. This word is commonly used with a sexual meaning.

That girl is such a hamburger! Wish I could get her!

Josh? Am I a hamburger.

Ellee is such a hamburger. Wonder if she thinks the same of me? -kross

by um ok person January 08, 2019

Hamburger

When you smoke weed and don't want anyone to know what you're talking about!

Hey dude.... that hemburger last night that we cooked up was soooooo delicious! Wanna cook one up right now?

by Hamburgler June 19, 2003

Hamburger

Australian slang for a sweater

WTF is wrong with that mate's hamburger, mate?

by krazzi biznitch July 22, 2004