This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.
by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011
Get the half wank mug.When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018
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The name provided to those who dont refuel the company car, failing abide by the half tank rule, despite having an abundence of time on a nightshift to refuel!
Kris was nightshift last night driving about in the company car and failed to refuel when it reached half a tank to the detriment of his colleagues. Kris is therefore a "half tank wank"
by Andyr5284 February 4, 2018
Get the half tank wank mug.A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick is only slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women to remind you there’s nothing at stake.
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women to remind you there’s nothing at stake.
A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.
Guy 1: She's a Wank And A Half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
Guy 1 considers meeting her.
Guy 1: Should I bother?
Guy 2: Can’t even pretend she’s worth it.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
Guy 1: She's a Wank And A Half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
Guy 1 considers meeting her.
Guy 1: Should I bother?
Guy 2: Can’t even pretend she’s worth it.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009
Get the Wank And A Half mug.A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick will only be slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women so you know there's nothing at stake.
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women so you know there's nothing at stake.
A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.
Guy 1: She's a wank and a half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
Guy 1: She's a wank and a half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.
A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009
Get the Wank And A Half mug.A Wank And A Half, the yardstick for a women’s performance in bed.
(see Wank Rank: A superior way of objectifying women.)
Instead of the inaccurate number system, whereby a women is given a number based on their level of attractiveness between 1-10, she may be better objectified according to her performance, perceived or otherwise, in the sack.
Using the act of masturbation as a unit of measurement, a women may be ranked like so, in no particular order:
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Bit
A Wank And Three Quarters, if she’s really good.
And…
Worse Than A Wank
Based on a universal, non-esoteric unit of measure, the Wank Rank is the preferred Lay-person’s description of women.
(see Wank Rank: A superior way of objectifying women.)
Instead of the inaccurate number system, whereby a women is given a number based on their level of attractiveness between 1-10, she may be better objectified according to her performance, perceived or otherwise, in the sack.
Using the act of masturbation as a unit of measurement, a women may be ranked like so, in no particular order:
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Bit
A Wank And Three Quarters, if she’s really good.
And…
Worse Than A Wank
Based on a universal, non-esoteric unit of measure, the Wank Rank is the preferred Lay-person’s description of women.
Guy 1: Check her out, what do you think she is?
Guy 2: A 6, getting on to 7.
Guy 1: No, I mean what do you think she’s like, in bed?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean her Wank Rank?
Guy 1: Course.
Guy 2: A Wank And A Half?
Next day.
Guy 1: So, how was she?
Guy 2: In Layman’s terms, a Wank And A Quarter.
Guy 1: Ooh, I’m sorry.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was disappointing. I’ve got to stop overestimating chicks. Hey, I never heard what you thought.
Guy 1: What, you mean what Wank Rank I gave her in my head?
Guy 2: Yeah. You’ve always been better at placing women than me.
Guy 1: It comes with practice.
Guy 2: So what did you think?
Guy 1: Well, it’s kind of pointless now, seeing as how you’ve already had sex with her.
Guy 2: Well, I still want to know.
Guy 1: It doesn’t matter.
Guy 2: Come on.
Guy 1: You really want to know?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Well… I kinda knew she’d be Worse Than A Wank.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, you had a lot to drink last night, and you were seriously hung-over this morning, but yeah, she looked awful.
Guy 2: Worse Than A Wank? No way, she couldn’t have been that bad.
Guy 1: No seriously, she was like an inch of makeup, cancerously tanned and looks like she may have a venereal disease.
Guy 2: WHAT? And you let me take her home?
Guy 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Guy 2: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AIDS!
Guy 1: Yeah, it’s almost enough to make you stick to wanking, or go gay.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I said it’s enough to make you want to abandon women altogether.
Guy 2: Are you trying to tell me something?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Pause.
Guy 1: I’m gay.
Guy 2: I gathered.
Guy 2: A 6, getting on to 7.
Guy 1: No, I mean what do you think she’s like, in bed?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean her Wank Rank?
Guy 1: Course.
Guy 2: A Wank And A Half?
Next day.
Guy 1: So, how was she?
Guy 2: In Layman’s terms, a Wank And A Quarter.
Guy 1: Ooh, I’m sorry.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was disappointing. I’ve got to stop overestimating chicks. Hey, I never heard what you thought.
Guy 1: What, you mean what Wank Rank I gave her in my head?
Guy 2: Yeah. You’ve always been better at placing women than me.
Guy 1: It comes with practice.
Guy 2: So what did you think?
Guy 1: Well, it’s kind of pointless now, seeing as how you’ve already had sex with her.
Guy 2: Well, I still want to know.
Guy 1: It doesn’t matter.
Guy 2: Come on.
Guy 1: You really want to know?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Well… I kinda knew she’d be Worse Than A Wank.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, you had a lot to drink last night, and you were seriously hung-over this morning, but yeah, she looked awful.
Guy 2: Worse Than A Wank? No way, she couldn’t have been that bad.
Guy 1: No seriously, she was like an inch of makeup, cancerously tanned and looks like she may have a venereal disease.
Guy 2: WHAT? And you let me take her home?
Guy 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Guy 2: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AIDS!
Guy 1: Yeah, it’s almost enough to make you stick to wanking, or go gay.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I said it’s enough to make you want to abandon women altogether.
Guy 2: Are you trying to tell me something?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Pause.
Guy 1: I’m gay.
Guy 2: I gathered.
by Mr Tangfastic February 25, 2009
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