Hairy Jesus

A woman with a hairy vagina

Person 1: Man that woman is sexy

Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus

Hairy Jesus by Eden Whetham August 26, 2008

Holy Harry Jesus 

Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!

go eat your mashed potatoes you holy harry jesus!

Holy Harry Jesus by dinosaur December 12, 2003

Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

Jesus Hair by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010

Jesus Hair

An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.

You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!

"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."

Jesus Hair by MBucher December 9, 2008

jesus harry christ 

what the h in jesus h christ stands for

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!

jesus harry christ by dex January 31, 2005

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

Jesus Hair by Jack Lone May 25, 2020

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.

Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.

jesus hair by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025