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syed muhammad haider zaidi 

he is cool and funny and also hot he likes lots of girls and gets them on dick he is very funny and his best friends name is "sexoffenders" he also has a big dick and he is funny
syed muhammad haider zaidi is funny

FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode 

A alternative word for "Big men with their genitalia hanging loose"

Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.
I like big men with their genitalia hanging loose, I like "FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode"

Back hander slander panda 

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

No Hander Slammer 

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.
Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.
No Hander Slammer by Wailex May 19, 2022

pull harder screams marthur 

A semi-popular part animutation, part epic saga of Rosie and Jim, using the music "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr" by Trivium. It includes many mistranslated lyrics and nonsensical scenarios.
"PULL! HARDER! SCREAMS MARTHUR! STOP! UKRAINE! THIS ALLLLLLAEEEEAH!"

Fuck me harder spongebob 

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face