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Haggett Household 

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.
Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

Haggecstasy 

The overwhelming experience of haggis in ones mouth to such an excessive extent that one experiences a burning sensation describable only as ecstasy through haggis.
*muffled through a mouthful of haggis* Man I've eaten to much haggis I'm in haggecstasy!
Haggecstasy by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009
Means half-fagget, which refers to a bisexual being.
Ben is gay and likes men, but he still has feelings his girlfriend. What a hagget.
Hagget by FranktheTank September 10, 2005
Condition defined by a drunk person passing out, hugging the toilet bowl.
I saw Dave at your bachelor party. He had a bad case of the huggets!!!
huggets by agecross August 27, 2007
A Hagget having the superior qualities of a Transformer.
And then one fateful day, he became a Haggetron; goofy yet stealthy as your mom in bed.
Haggetron by Slickity December 8, 2010
That guys haggard. He's also a faggot. He's a hagget.
Hagget by Fretlessone July 14, 2022