How you feel when you wake up in the morning after a long hard night of driking, smoking and all out partying.
The look or sound of anything ugly, like that woman with the mullet in the car next to you, or that nastly little kid with chocolate and dirt on his face.
"God did you hear the haggard message she left me from last night?"
by Torry December 7, 2005
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Okie From Muskogee
Mama Tried
I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink
Big City
by ClaytonH November 23, 2005
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Hideous to the point where you cannot even look at the person or object, or you take one look at the thing and have a harsh reaction such as shock, disgust, nausea, hate, or you just start laughing to the point of no return.
A girl with a combination of green hair, 3 brown teeth, 8-inch heels, vile breath, and reaks with the stench of gin and dumpster would be a clear example of a "haggard" person.
by Katie M. October 21, 2005
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totally crap or bad mega below average
callum is a haggard mess
by Jim Mcdonald February 23, 2005
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Totally yasted and consumed. Good for nothing. A sap of resources. Stymies and frustrates all attempts at progress or production.
"George" is an imbecilic waste of all he consumes. Shuffles his feet whilst spinning long yarns about his supposed conquests, while a string of sticky spittle mouth buger connects his upper and lower lips. Always trying to run a game on everyone, friend or foe. A total life-sucking leech, an impacted mass on the colon, festering. That is one haggard burned-out scheister.
by dallasman March 8, 2006
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a fat, ugly girl with a messed up face who is just rottenly unfortunate looking.
by angie March 22, 2005
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