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Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
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hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.
That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

Hazeover 

Similar to a hangover, but as a result of smoking weed. Effects are usually delayed thought, foggy senses, and lingering desire to eat.
Alaina: I can't believe you got robbed last night, did you report it?
Shelia: Yeah but it could have been worse; I was in such a hazeover from yesterday that I almost walked into the police station with $20 worth of weed on me.
Hazeover by ElenaSpain April 4, 2009

Hateocracy 

Group of people that hate another group of people for no apparent reason.
Boy: I'm Finna join this Hateocracy, so I can hate on them wonder bread people too.
Hateocracy by Ananimass September 23, 2010
1:The metaphorical drink that gives haters their ability to hate, just like Gatorade give athletes the fluids to compete physically. Combined by mixing the words "hater" and "gatorade". Hatorade is metaphorically the color "green" with envy.
2: the act of hating. sometimes called "drinking hateorade"
"Hey asshole! Stop drinking that hateorade and get your own bitch, you hating bastard!"
hateorade by ObliQ September 19, 2005

Hageman Dancer 

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.
"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"
Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007