she’s the best i’ve ever had

when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.

sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15

by JUNYURS November 3, 2023

I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???

The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 6, 2021

Moes Had

It’s Hoes Mad with the H & M flipped. Usually used to get around censorship as Instagram will remove “Hoes Mad” instantly.

Lol Moes Had

by E Bag March 12, 2022

Cov-had it

This is the one person in your covid-19 social isolating group that you've had it with...they are driving you crazy. They are whiny, won't shut up, condescending, on the spectrum, or just really annoying to the point of distraction...both on Zoom and/or in real life.

"Is Cheryl invited to the Zoom party?"
- "She accepted the invite."
"Cheryl drives me crazy. Count me out...I've just cov-had it with her."

by Eggfer September 17, 2020

The manga had better voices

When A dub of anime is so trash, that people joke saying that the manga has better voices

This dub is horrible, The manga had better voices

by Brachios August 3, 2021

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014