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Haïlys

It is perfection embodied despite its soaked character. She will not hesitate to help you in case of problems. Have a Haïlys in your life!
by m.hailys November 21, 2021
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knuckle hailstorm

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.
John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
by CptAmerica April 18, 2011
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golden hailstorm

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.
Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.
by mrboochieman November 29, 2013
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Hailyn

A kind hearted person that will help you when your down. She helps you with most everything. She try’s her hardest and when that isn’t enough she gets down on herself when she shouldn’t. She’s very smart and intelligent. She’s not only smart but also beautiful and athletic. She’s a very good friend and you should always consider being a friend with a hailyn.
Oh look how nice she is she has to be a hailyn.
by Holahihola June 5, 2019
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Hailyn

A Hailyn is someone you'll want to be friends with she gives great advice and is very understanding. She has the best smile and hides all of her pain. You don't want to get on her bad side though. Hailyn's are typically very beautiful girls with hazel eyes and dark hair. She loves to give advice and you'll want to be friends with a Hailyn for sure you won't regret it.
Hailyn: Omg I'm so ugly
You: No you're not don't say that about yourself your beautiful
by thebestadvice25 November 1, 2019
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Hershey Hailstone

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!
After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"
by My Anus January 28, 2013
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hailsham community college

a shit hole with shit teachers and a load of fucking idiots exspecilly year 11s and greg goddard
by the shammer April 21, 2015
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