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Haircut, Shower, Shave. AKA the man's makeover.
Dude I just had an epic HSS today, I feel like a new man.
HSS by starmin October 4, 2010
Short form for Holy Santa Clause Shit
Guy #1: DUDE CHECK THAT OUT
Guy #2: HSS
Guy #1: IKR MAN
HSS by LuMpKiNzz July 31, 2009
-from the HSS branding series
-standing for hott straight and single
-HSS branding series created by brittany, who is also the creator of fabtawesome
-found in conjunction with other terms from the series
ie:
HST- hott straight taken
HSB- hott straight on a break
HGS- hott gay single
HGT- hott gay taken
HGB- hott gay on a break
USS- ugly striaght single
UST- ugly striaght taken
USB- ugly striaght on a break
UGS- ugly gay single
UGT- ugly gay taken
UGB- ugly gay on a break
HBS- hott bi single
HBT- hott bi taken
HBB- hott bi on a break
UBS- ugly bi single
UBT- ugly bi taken
UBB- ugly bi on a break
"I hate being HSS, all the good guys are HST or HGS! *sigh*"
HSS by brittany January 8, 2005
dont Hear anything, dont See anything,
dont Say anything.
Me- dont tell anyone
Friend- hss bro
Hss by Niotre1 January 11, 2023

High School Slut (HSS) 

Every single girl in high school that dresses like a slut wearing lululemon pants.
"Man, look at that hot High School Slut (HSS) over there! I bet she's not even 16!"
High School Slut (HSS) by Thurbo November 5, 2009
Doesn't matter; Had snu snu

A play off the meme DM;HS (Doesn't matter; Had sex) with regards to an episode of futurama.
The episode "Amazon Women In The Mood" where the crew crashes onto Amazonia, features forced sex as a punishment for prisoners, referred to by the Amazonians as snu snu. This causes mixed reactions to be felt by the prisoner due to the realization that they're about to have sex with dozens of women, but all of the women are giants which will crush their pelvis.
Fall down the stairs the morning after a one night stand.
Guy: Well that's embarrassing but DM;HSS.
DM;HSS by BisquitChucker May 29, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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