holey fuck 

some one who fucks some one at the back of a church coz the service got to boring

deffinition says it all

holey fuck by faith newman May 1, 2004

holy fuck

An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.

"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"

holy fuck by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck 

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck by eshady08m March 31, 2009

Holy Fuck Cakes 

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

Holy Fuck Cakes by NattyM December 31, 2009

holy fuck! 

An expressions of extreme shock, surprise or anything related.
Similar to what the fuck! but can be used in a more positive manner.

Bill wins the grand prize of the lottery and shouts "HOLY FUCK!" as he completely didn't expect to win. He is filled with surprise and joy.

holy fuck! by Z-Shadow-Z March 13, 2009

Holy Fuck and a Half 

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

Holy Fuck and a Half by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011