HIIF, standing for High-Intensity Interval Fapping (or High-Intensity Interval Humping), meaning that you switch between fapping (or humping) intensely for a certain duration of time, and then stopping for another duration of time, see HIIT ( High-intensity interval training ) for the more generic exercise version.
"Hey John, you coming over tonight for the orgy?"
"Nah mate, I can't, I did some working out yesterday, did a HIIF and now the PP is broken."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!