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HELP ME!!! 

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what
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If you just said help me, it means you are suffering on the inside
Guy 1: Help me
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: for f*** sake Jerry I want to die
Help me by HolaEbola October 16, 2019
I think I’m in a car help me
Help me by Meme-mentos March 24, 2020
The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME
HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.
HELP ME by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021
You say "Help me" Usually when you are listening to Kidz Bop for 38 hourse and/or listening to the Kidz Bop Kidz singing and dancing to Toosie slide.
Help me I am dying. No actually someone remove 'toosie slide' from the Kidz Bop 2021.
Help me by THE KIDZ BOP KIDZ SUCK February 10, 2021
The word that you say when you're in 5th grade and you read the Urban Dictionary Page about 6th grade.
Urban Dictionary page- All your friends really don't like you, and you either turn into an emo or a slut.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.
help me by Wgdflgjhdsfgkljhdslkf February 26, 2008