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A very non-competitive performance in which one is competely dominated at a game that their opponent had no business even competing in, and the shame that follows thereafter.
"omg I beat her 106-91!!! This is the first time I've ever won at this game!!"
"whoa, she totally hallmanned it up in that game…"
"yeah, shes gonna be walking around with her head down for weeks after that effort - way to hallman it up linds!"
Hallman by DR August 3, 2006
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Zac Hallman 

Zac Hallman plays Mario kart wii and has the best sister on Earth 😃👍

zac hallman 

Zac Hallman is the best Mario cart player on earth. He is bad at getting girlfriends and being normal. Zac likes to call people gay when they carve pumpkins and wear jumpers with shorts. Zac Hallman has the best sister on Earth.

The Hallman

A tactful anal insertion of one’s finger tip mid ass grab; unwarranted, clothed.
Brian: Man is anyone else getting tired of Coach good-gaming us every practice?
Zach: At least you didn’t get The Hallman this time
Jerry: Fuck you guys
The Hallman by Gasketman27 September 16, 2025

hallmark movie 

1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.

2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.
1. If I continue to watch these hallmark movies I will just die.

Person 1: Did you see the new hallmark Christmas movie?
Person 2: Do you mean the same Damn movie as last year?

Person 1: Yeah.

hallmark movies 

all hallmark movies plots start with a girl and a guy meeting, them falling in love, dating or getting married, and going all kissy kissy muah muah according to my 10 year old brother
Hallmark movies all have the same plot”
hallmark movies by daddyyoda December 23, 2019