Urban Dictionary: Gustav

A massive cunt of a guy who thinks he is smarter but is not. In fact he is the most stupidest cunt out there

Man 1: "Have you heard of that Gustav over there?"
Man 2: " Yeah, he's a cunt"

by Theboiwhoruns June 18, 2018

He likes to Fuck moms (he really has a thing for moms) he is a fat cunt who sits onside all dat to play roblox forntite his moms computer he is so fucking stupid and his arguments suck big fat Dick

Hey see that legend over there

Yeah Gustav

by Yeet epic January 06, 2019

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Gustav

he is a little WEAK child. nobody likes him.

gross, a Gustav

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by GamerGirlAnne April 11, 2019

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Gustav

When you see him for the time you'll be in shock since his head is an literal egg! His parents are chickens but with that giant head, he is pretty smart, gotta say that. He is a really good friend but can sometimes be annoying. He be like, they see me cracking, from the wall... He can sometimes also be a real pussy, but otherwise he's a good guy...

Ohh, look at that weirdo over their with that weird head!!
Hey, that's Gustav, the school's pussy.

Hope no one smashes that egg off his head..

(He does not have an egg head or a big head. this is for comedy purposes ONLY)