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Gummi Bear 

When someone with no teeth gives you a blow job.
Old Mrs. Jenkins up the street gives a mean gummi bear, and I'm not talking about candy.

gummi bear 

receiving oral sex from someone without teeth or one who was taken their false teeth and/or dentures out to perform the act.
"Yo man, your grandma just gave me a gummi bear"
gummi bear by BrittBritt December 13, 2007

gummi bear 

gummi bear by ash malkin April 29, 2004

gummi bear tits

noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.
"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"

*slap*

*knee to the bollocks*
gummi bear tits by moominX July 1, 2010

team gummi bear 

An exclusive group founded by Carol D. The group is centered around the worshiping of diner Dan. Gummi bear stands for good uvulas makes more interesting bodies eat angry rodents. Members of this club enjoy working at strip clubs and eatting chicken and waffles. They all have matching lower back tattoos of a large hairy spider. Initiation into the club includes stuffing the initiants mouth with grapes and having them shoot the grapes at old ladies that walk by
"I saw that girl from team gummi bear today. Her lower back spider tattoo was sooo hawt."
team gummi bear by Cathy McLovin December 1, 2013

chocolate gummi bear 

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
chocolate gummi bear by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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